Tap once. A dramatic scanner sweeps your face, lands on a score out of 67, and hands you a roast to match. Then you share the card.
Every score lands somewhere. Some places are better than others.
A novelty app that takes its craft seriously and your data not at all.
Face detection runs entirely on-device. Your photo is never saved, never uploaded, and there is no account and no backend.
Written across all six tiers. Every line roasts the vibe, never a person's looks, body or identity — so nothing mean can come out of it.
Pick a preset or build your own gradient, and change the home-screen icon to match it.
Free with ads. One-time Remove Ads Forever for $1.99 if you would rather not see them, and Restore for a device you have already bought it on.
